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"We all need to recognize that our liberties to think and freely express ourselves are in jeopardy. When it comes to a free society, we either stand together or hang separately."  Spartacus

"Perhaps freedom is not universal. Maybe it's only Western people that can self-govern. Maybe it's only, you know, white-guy Methodists who are capable of self-government."
George W. Bush, London, June 16, 2008

1.)“History moves toward freedom because the desire for freedom is written in every human heart. And the cause of freedom is in the best of hands,  the hands of the United States Armed Forces.” 
President G. W. Bush 43 president 

2.)"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." 
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

3.)  "Every clique is a refuge for incompetence. It fosters corruption and disloyalty, it begets cowardice, and consequently is a burden upon and a drawback to the progress of the country. Its instincts and actions are those of the pack." 
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek 

4.) “You (International Trans-Atlantic Bankers) are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the Eternal God, I will rout you out. If the American people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking system, there would be a revolution before morning.”  
General Andrew Jackson 

5.) I can be forced to live without happiness, but I will never consent to live without honor. The Count, in The Cid, act 2, sc. 1 (1637). 
Pierre Corneille

6.) "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." 
Ronald Reagan 

7.)"A little faith will bring your soul to heaven; A great faith will bring heaven to your soul."
Charles Haddon Spurgeon

8.) The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. 
Thomas Jefferson 

9.) "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms.. .Disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed one." Thomas Jefferson quoting Caesar Beccaria, Criminologist in 1764. That was 230 years ago. 
Thomas Jefferson 

10.)  “Power makes men wanton . . . it intoxicates the mind; and unless those with whom it is entrusted are carefully watched, such men will not govern the people according to the laws of the state." 
Samuel Adams, (1722-1803) 

11.) "Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." Mark Twain 

12.) "The men American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try and tell them the truth." 
H. L. Mencken 

13.) "The constitutions of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property and freedom of the press." 
Thomas Jefferson 

14.) "The future ain't what it used to be" Yogi Berra "

15.) "If a nation expects to be both ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be." 
Thomas Jefferson 

16.) "The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." 
Thomas Jefferson 

17.) "Every time Bush talks about trust it makes chills run up and down my spine. The way he has trampled on the truth is a travesty of the American political system." 
former president  
Bill  ( I didn't have sexual relations with that woman ) Clinton.

18.) "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact."
George Eliot

19.) "There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress." 
Mark Twain 


20.) "That Most bureaucrats And both Houses of Congress think;  A government job is a license to steal from the American public, is I think a widely held opinion These days"
 David J. Allen 

21.) “Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.”  
John F. Kennedy 

22.) "Who controls the past, controls the future, who controls the present, controls the past" 
(from '1984') George Orwell 

23.)"History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling money and its issuance.” 
James Madison. (1751 - 1836) 

24.) "The modern theory of the perpetuation of debt has drenched the earth with blood, and crushed its inhabitants under burdens ever accumulating. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and the corporations which grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. “I wish it were possible to obtain a single amendment to our constitution – taking from the federal government their power of borrowing” Thomas Jefferson,(1743 – 1826) 

25.) "The hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism or decency. Their sole object is gain.” 
 Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 – 1821). 

26.) ) "It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning….the one aim of these financiers is world control by the creation of inextinguishable debts.” 
 Henry Ford,(1879 – 1947) 

27.) “The phenomenon of UFO’s does exist, and it must be treated seriously.” Soviet Youth, May 4, 1990.  
 Mikhail Gorbachev, 

28.)"Sometimes you're the Statue sometimes you're the bird" 
Cary Allen 

29.) “Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry and commerce…And when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few very powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate” 
President James Garfield, 1881 

30."Both parties now shamelessly invoke God to bless public policies with which they agree - and frequently invoke him wrongly - but ignore his instructions when he speaks clearly about matters with which they don't agree. In other words, they use only enough of the Bible or their Christian convictions (to) accomplish their political objectives. . Politicians want God on their side whenever possible because they see him giving legitimacy to their ideas and a personal feeling of moral satisfaction." 
From Blinded by Might, By 
Dr. Ed Dobson & Cal Thomas 

31.) "You could get a journalist cheaper than a good call girl, for a couple hundred dollars a month." - CIA operative discussing with Philip Graham, editor Washington Post, 1991 

32.) “We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans.” - March 11 1993,  defending his newly signed ‘antiterrorism’ bill. 
President Bill Clinton

33.) Did you Know "Politics" comes from the Greek "poly" meaning "many", and "ticks", "blood-sucking insects" 

34.) "We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity…anything you can imagine we already know how to do.” Ben Rich CEO of Lockheed Skunk works and father of the F-117 stealth fighter (January 1995). 

35.) "Sometimes man will stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue. 
Winston Churchill 

36.) "Boundless in your charity, but shrewd and cautious as a lender, you delight in all those today whom you made beggars the day before." Grillparzer Rothschild 

37.) "Finding the Russian scientists may be a problem being that Russia does not have a Social Security System—as here in America—that allows us to monitor, track down and capture an American citizen.” June 17, 2001, discussing lost nuclear materials in Russia and the true purpose of the social security number. 
Colin Powell 

38.) “as President, I would work toward international creation of a new world order.”  
Nelson Rockefeller. (1968) 

39.) Responding to the killings of four Israeli soldiers by Palestinian terrorists, "There is absolutely no substitute for dialogue." 
Mahmood Abbas, 

40.) "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." 
President Ronald Reagan 

41.) "I think this town can only operate successfully through myth, and one of the great myths is that there has to be some Svengali-like person sitting in the White House."  senior Bush advisor, 
Karl Rove

42.) "The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." 
King Edward VIII (1894 - 1972) 

43.) “As we prepare to celebrate our nation’s 55th presidential inauguration, I can think of no better way to begin than by giving thanks for our freedom and those who make it possible. America's military ” President G.W.Bush 

 44.) “I am pro-Israeli, not because of political expediency, but because I believe Israel is the fulfillment of Biblical prophecy.” 
US president Jimmy Carter.1976 

45.) “When that truth of alien intervention in our planet's affairs and our ongoing contact with an alien culture is finally revealed, it won't be frightening even though it will be a shock.”  member President Eisenhower's National Security Council- 1997. 
Colonel Philip Corso

46.) Lt. Gen. William Boykin warned Muslims, "my God is bigger than your god, which is an idol." 

47.) "What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?" 
George W. Bush 

48.) "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." Lenin,(1870 – 1924) 

49.) "My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it." 
Arnold Schwarzenegger at 44(1990) 

50.) "Experience hath shown, that even under the best forms [of government] those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." 
Thomas Jefferson 

51.) "The Constitution...is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please." 
Thomas Jefferson 

52.) "Indeed, our mainstream media has become so incompetent and downright screwy, our political and corporate leaders such self-serving liars, and our common culture so escapist and empty-headed, that I think "Wonderland" describes this warped reality quite well." by Richard M.Dolan (The Real Wonderland 2004) http://keyholepublishing.com/

53.) "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." 
Horace Walpole English novelist 


55.) “Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.” - Around 50 B.C., 
Julius Caesar. 

56.) "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France." 
Jay Leno 

57.) “Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of a day; but a series of oppressions, begun at a distinguished period, and pursued unalterably through every change of ministers, too plainly prove a deliberate systematical job of reducing us to slaves.” 
Thomas Jefferson, (1743 – 1826) 

58.) "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." 
Mark Twain 

59.) “Further global progress is now possible only through a quest for universal consensus in the movement towards a new world order.” at the United Nations December 1988.
 Soviet Union ruler Mikhail Gorbachev, 

 60.) "If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees.” - August 12, 1993, US president Bill Clinton. 

61.) “When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount of individual freedom to Americans... and so a lot of people say there's too much personal freedom. When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on the public housing projects, about how we're going to have weapon sweeps and more things like that to try to make people safer in their communities.” President Bill Clinton 22 march 1994,on MTV’s ‘enough is enough’. 

62.) “We can see beyond the present shadows of war in the Middle East to a new world order where the strong work together to deter and stop aggression.”  Congressman Richard Gephardt, in the Wall Street Journal (September 1990) 

63.) “the New World Order would be ushered in by the Gulf Crisis.” 
Mikhail Gorbachev on December 31 1990 

64.) “I would support a Presidential candidate who pledged to take the following steps: ... At the end of the war in the Persian Gulf, press for a comprehensive Middle East settlement and for a 'new world order' based not on Pax Americana but on peace through law with a stronger U.N. and World Court.” - George McGovern, in the New York Times (February 1991) 

65.) “If we do not follow the dictates of our inner moral compass and stand up for human life, then his lawlessness will threaten the peace and democracy of the emerging new world order we now see, this long dreamed-of vision we've all worked toward for so long. “The world can therefore seize the opportunity [Persian Gulf crisis] to fulfill the long-held promise of a New World Order where diverse nations are drawn together in common cause to achieve the universal aspirations of mankind… based on shared principles and the rule of law.... The illumination of a thousand points of light.... The winds of change are with us now.”  State of Union Message. (January 1991) 
President GeorgeH.W. Bush

66.) “My vision of a new world order foresees a United Nations with a revitalized peacekeeping function.”   speaking to the Economic Club of New York, February 6, 1991. 
President George H.W. Bush

67.) “We believe we are creating the beginning of a new world order coming out of the collapse of the U.S.-Soviet antagonisms.” - George H.W. Bush’s National Security Advisor Brent Scowcroft (August 1990), quoted in the Washington Post (May 1991). 

68.)“But this present window of opportunity, during which a truly peaceful and interdependent world order might be built, will not be open for long. Already there are powerful forces at work that threaten to destroy all of our hopes and efforts to erect an enduring structure of global interdependence.”  
David Rockefeller, September 14, 1994. 

69.) "There are a lot of very brilliant people who believe that the nation-state is fast becoming a relic of the past," 
Bill Clinton, New York Times, November 25, 1997 

70.) “It is the sacred principles enshrined in the United Nations charter to which the American people will henceforth pledge their allegiance.” President Bush addressing the General Assembly of the U.N. in 1992. 

71.) “George Bush has been surrounding himself with people who believe in one-world government. They believe that the Soviet system and the American system are converging. The vehicle to bring this about is the United Nations.” David Funderburk, former U. S. Ambassador to Romania, October 29, 1991. 

72.) “Well George, I go in looking for prisoners, but I spend all my time discovering the government has been moving drugs around the world and is involved in illegal arms deals…I can’t get at the prisoners because of the corruption among our own people.” - 1987, Vietnam POW researcher Ross Perot to George Bush senior. (He was immediately removed from the case. )

73.) "The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." - J. Edgar Hoover 

74.)  “The Council on Foreign Relations is "the establishment." Not only does it have influence and power in key decision-making positions at the highest levels of government to apply pressure from above, but it also announces and uses individuals and groups to bring pressure from below, to justify the high level decisions for converting the U.S. from a sovereign Constitutional Republic into a servile member state of a one-world dictatorship.”  Congressman John R. Rarick in 1971. 

75.) "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death." 
Patrick Henry March 23, 1775 

76.) "Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill. " 
 Muhammad Ali, boxer 

77.)  “As for what is not true, you will always find abundance in the newspapers.” 
Thomas Jefferson, 

78.) "The rich will strive to establish their dominion and enslave the rest. They always did. They always will… They will have the same effect here as elsewhere, if we do not, by the power of government, keep them in their proper spheres” 
Gouvernor Morris, the hand writer of the US constitution in 1787. 

79.) " I can think of no faster way to unite the American people behind George W. Bush than a terrorist attack on an American target overseas. And I believe George W. Bush will quickly unite the American people through his foreign policy.” - December 13, 2000, 
Henry Kissinger on CNBC. 

80.) "People need somebody to watch over them... Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." 
Arnold Schwarzeneggerat 44(1990) 

81.) “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” 
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger 

82.) Explaining to House Ethics Committee why he was late for his own expulsion hearing. "I was on other media broadcasts trying to demean you and everybody else." Jim Traficant, D, OH - July 16, 2002 

83.) "To achieve One World Government it is necessary to remove from the minds of men their individualism, their loyalty to family traditions and national identification." - Brock Chisholm, while director of UN World Health Org. 

84.) The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -Thomas Jefferson 

85.) David Allen on the war in Iraq Let us remember (*Va, cours, vole et nous venge.) "Go, run, fly and avenge us." **"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible." " Iraq for oil, Afganastan for a pipeline."
David Allen
Waterloo, IN. Nov. 28, 2003 
*Don Dičgue, in The Cid, act 1, sc. 5  **Rodrigue, in The Cid, act 2, sc. 2 (1637). The Cid, Pierre Corneille 

86.) "We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq, pay a bitter cost of casualties, defeat a ruthless dictator and liberate 25 million people only to retreat before a band of thugs and assassins." 
George W. Bush from Baghdad - Nov. 28, 2003 

87.) "Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread." 
Thomas Jefferson 

88.) "Oh rage! Oh despair! Oh age, my enemy!" 
Don Dičgue, in The Cid, act 1, sc. 4 
(1637). Pierre Corneille 

89.) To the Peel Commission: "There is no such country [as Palestine]! 'Palestine' is a term the Zionists invented! There is no Palestine in the Bible. Our country was for centuries part of Syria." 
Auni Bey Abdul-Hadi - 1937 

90.) "The Latin American drug cartels have stretched their tentacles much deeper into our lives than most people believe. It's possible they are calling the shots at all levels of government." William Colby while Director CIA 

91.) "Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death." Adolf Hitler 

92.) "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"  

93.) "He who fears not death fears not a threat." The Count, in The Cid, act 2, sc. 1 
(1637). Pierre Corneille 

94.) "Fascism should more properly be called corporatism since it is the merger of state and corporate power." 
Benito Mussolini Military Dictator 

95.) "Those conspiracies that are too incredible to be believed, are by the same right, those which most often succeed." 
Marshall McLuhan 

96.) "One half of my life has put the other half in the grave." Chimčne, in The Cid, act 3, sc. 3 
(1637). Pierre Corneille 

97.) "We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us." Marcel Proust 

98.) "At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" 
George Orwell 

99.) "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." 
J. Bartlett Brebner 

100.) "America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." 
John Updike 

101.) "The high office of President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the Americans freedom, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight." (In a speech at Columbia University, 10 days before his assassination)
 John F Kennedy 

102.) "I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live." 
Socrates (469–399 B.C.) 

103.) "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war." Anonymous 

104.) "I’m proud that I’m a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a politician to run a government. A statesman is a politician who’s been dead 10 or 15 years" 
HARRY S. TRUMAN, Reciprocity Club, Washington, D.C., April 11, 1958. 

105.) "The news and truth are not the same thing." 
Walter Lippmann 

106.) "We can forgive the Arabs for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children.... We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us." 
Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir 

107.) "Of course the people don't want war... That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." Hermann Goering, at the Nuremberg trials, 1946. 

108.) "Our job is to give people not what they want, but what we decide they ought to have." 
 Richard Salent, former pres. CBS News 

109.) "We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order." speaking at the UN, Sept. 14, 1994 
David Rockefeller 

110.) "Today Americans would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told there was an outside threat from beyond whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will pledge with world leaders to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well being granted to them by their world government." address to the Bilderberger meeting at Evian, France, May 21, 1992. 
Henry Kissinger 

111.) "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy and more selfish than a bureaucracy. It denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at the rear is my greatest foe." 
President Abraham Lincoln-1862 

112.) "Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago." Will Rogers 

113.) "Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects" 
Will Rogers 

114.) "Be Fishers of Men ... You catch 'em, HE'll clean 'em" 

115.) "Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." 
Edward Shepherd Mead 

116.) "The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out." 
Will Rogers 

117.) " .. across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth ..." 
H.G. Wells War of the Worlds 

118.) "We live in a wondrous time in which the strong is weak because of his moral scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity." 
Otto von Bismarck 

119.) "I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends." 
Walt Whitman 

120.) "Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." Will Rogers

121.) "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
Benjamin Franklin

122.) "I am ready to kill for the sake of my cause; wouldn't I lie for it?"
Yasser Arafat

123;) “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger

124.) "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
Aesop c. 550 BC

125.) "this may not be the end, or the beginning of the end. But it is certainly the end of the beginning."
Winston Churchill

126.) "There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than 
to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about
robbery -- then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved." 
The speaker? Jesse Jackson. 

127.) "In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." 
Mark Twain

128.) "Sarah, if the American people had ever known the truth about what we Bushes have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." 
George Bush Senior speaking in an interview with Sarah McClendon in December 1992

129.) "For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we 
are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and
me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global politicaland economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."
David Rockefeller, Memoirs, 2002

130.) "The conventional army loses if it does not win; the guerrilla wins if he does not lose."
Henry Kissinger - 1969

131.) "You see things and say ‘why’? But I dream of things that never were and I say: ‘why not’? 
— George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah, Part 1, Act 1

132.)  "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."
Henry Kissinger

133.) "Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects."
Fmr Cndn. PM Lester B Pearson

134.) "The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S. Grant (1822 - 1885)

135.) "Fools rush in where fools have been before."

136.) "If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without 
representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
Rush Limbaugh

137.) "Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." last words, General John Sedgewick

138.) "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown

139.) "If you can look into the mirror without laughter, 
you have no sense of humor."

140.) "As we receive actionable intelligence, we strike 
hard and with lethal force. . .Iraq will be a 
combat zone for some time.'' 
Lt. Gen. David McKiernan

141.) "[There is] no question that an admission of making 
false statements to government officials and interfering 
with the FBI and the CIA is an impeachable offense."
Bill Clinton, Arkansas Gazette, August 8, 1974

142.)"There is only one thing that can kill the movies, 
and that is education."
Will Rogers

143.)"The PLO engages in state-sponsored terrorism, 
and there is no question about it."
NY Governor George Pataki, April 11, 2002

144.) "Middle age is when you've met so many people that 
every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
Ogden Nash

146.) To the Peel Commission: "There is no such country 
[as Palestine]! 'Palestine' is a term the Zionists 
invented! There is no Palestine in the Bible. Our 
country was for centuries part of Syria."
Auni Bey Abdul-Hadi - 1937

147.)"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is 
ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and 
third, it is accepted as self-evident."
- Arthur Schopenhauer Philosopher, 1788-1860

148.) "In the counsels of Government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the Military Industrial Complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals so that security and liberty may prosper together." 
- President Eisenhower, January 1961 

149.)"Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most."
Joesph Wood Krutch

150.)"There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means."
President Calvin Coolidge

151.) "Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments."
Will Rogers

152.) "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
Groucho Marx

153.)To criticize one's country is to do it a service and pay it a compliment . . . it is a compliment because it evidences a belief that the country can do better than it is doing. 
-- J. William Fulbright

154.) "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
Abraham Lincoln

155.) Nov 23ed “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought 
comfort to her in her old age.”
Charles Pierce- Boston Globe Magazine article 

156.) "What people have got to remember is that Sept. 11 happened in 2001 and not in 2003. It was planned under the presidency of Bill Clinton."
UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw

157.)"The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. 
It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons."
Jon Stewart

158.)"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
Mark Twain

159.) "... going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless noisy baggage behind." 
(former deputy undersecretary of defense in the first Bush administration)
Jed Babbin

160.) "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, 
those who are cold and are not clothed." 
President Dwight D. Eisenhower
April 16, 1953

161.)In response to a greeting by Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt: 
"I am not Mr. Chairman. I am His Excellency, the President of Palestine."
Yasser Arafat, 
Jerusalem Post, 17 December 1993

162.) "Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it."
Thomas Jefferson


164.) "There are some reports, for example, that some countries have been trying to construct something like an Ebola Virus, and that would be a very dangerous phenomenon, to say the least. Alvin Toeffler has written about this in terms of some scientists in their laboratories trying to devise certain types of pathogens that would be 
ethnic specific so that they could just eliminate certain ethnic groups and races; and others are designing some sort of engineering, some sort of 
insects that can destroy specific crops. Others are engaging even in an eco- type of terrorism 
whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves."
Defense Secretary William Cohen 
speaking at the University of Georgia,April 1997.

165.) "Owning the Weather"
 'For Military Use
Weather modification will become a part of domestic and international security and could be done unilaterally... It could have offensive and defensive 
applications and even be used for deterrence purposes. The ability to generate precipitation, fog, and storms 
on earth or to modify space weather, ... and the production of artificial weather all are a part of an integrated set of technologies which can provide substantial increase in US, or degraded capability in an adversary, to achieve global awareness, reach, and power.' US Air Force, Air University of the US Air Force, AF 2025 Final Report, http://www.au.af.mil/au/2025/ 

166.) "The matter is the most highly classified subject in the United States Government, rating higher even than the 
Canadian Government memorandum, classified Top Secret (1950)

167.) "we have lost many men and planes trying to intercept them."
General Benjamin Chidlaw, Air Defense Command (1953)

168.)"I am convinced these objects do exist and that they are not manufactured by any nation on Earth." 
Air Chief Marshal Lord Dowding (1954)

169.)"Behind the scenes, high-ranking Air Force officers are soberly concerned about the UFOs. But through official secrecy and ridicule, many citizens are led to believe the unknown flying objects are nonsense."
Admiral Roscoe Hillenkoetter, former CIA Director (1960)

169.)"I am aware that hundreds of military and airline pilots, airport personnel, astronomers, missile trackers and other competent observers have reported sightings . . . These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both." 
Colonel Joseph Bryan, CIA (1960)

170.) "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

171.) "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain

172.) "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain

173.) "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
Abraham Lincoln

174.) "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
Peter Ustinov

175.) "I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."
Alfred Hitchcock 

176.)"Bite the wax tadpole." Coca Cola, as first translated into Chinese 

177.) "Our principal promises are concerning the strengthening of the security sector and ensuring lasting stability throughout the country; the elimination of poppy cultivation and the fight against processing and trafficking of drugs; the disarmament and demobilization of former combatants; the eradication of poverty; . . . the rule of law, and the protection of civil liberties and human rights."
 Hamid Karzai, president of Afghanistan, at his inauguration 

178.)  “Let me control a peoples currency and I care not who makes their laws…” Meyer Nathaniel Rothschild 

Get Rich Quick
The quickest way to get rich is to invent a problem government must solve. Then seek public office, claiming you'll fix it. Raise campaign funds buy a new  wardrobe, new car, campaign buss, hire wife's brother as paid consultant. It's easier if your already an elected official. They don't have to have any idea how to correct problems.  Just  how to get appointed to head a committee.  See how it works.
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Dave's favorite Quotes from
Homer Simpson 

Lord help me, I'm just not that right.

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

They have the Internet on computers, now?

God bless those pagans.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Unfortunately, son, we Simpson's sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I wont ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

The strong must protect the sweet Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.

Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. Trying is the first step towards failure.

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!

I cant believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Mmmm, free goo.

Its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Good drink... good meat... good God, lets eat!

Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpson's have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boys piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lem'me count and make sure...not even close.

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing Id ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about.

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.

Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....Doh! (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song) Ignore the boy, Lord.

Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?

You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment, and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Americas health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

What's the point of going out, were just going to end up back here anyway?

Its like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Lets see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

(on death of family cat) Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin...

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

I wont sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.

Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!

Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?

Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.

No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

If something is to hard to do, then its not worth doing.

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You

All right, lets not panic. Ill make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.

Let us all bask in televisions warm glowing warming glow.

And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!

Ah, good ' ol trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say its okay in the bible.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always wantin' more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who cant speak English.

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And its not just the sex. Its also the food preparation.

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!

Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Wont you let me live?

You think I don't want to? Its those TV networks, Marge: they wont let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they wont! They wont let me live!

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and its me.

Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

To Start Press Any Key. Where's the ANY key?

You cant keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.

English - Who needs that? Im never going to England!

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

I have feelings too - like My stomach hurts or I'm going crazy!




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